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Imagine…. You’ve done your groundwork, patiently nurtured your hot date all evening, answered her probing questions and labored for hours comforting, entertaining and generally giving the impression that you really do care and listen intensely.
Well as we all know nothing gets the juices flowing more quickly in a woman when they believe you really do listen, but if you find that your partner is receptive but you can’t quite break through the ice, or you are looking for an excuse to bag her best friend, this could be the icebreaker you are looking for.
Let’s face it. Women don’t like to appear cheap; getting your date to whip off their clothes so you can give them a good roggering on the first night can be a little difficult to achieve especially if she a real hottie, unless of course the woman is easy. Most women these days however believe sleeping with a guy on the first night isn’t that bad as long as the guy is believed to have appeal, that’s right; appeal, now believe it or not I’m not talking about just sex appeal.
The real icebreakers are charm and foreplay… allowing the opposite sex to warm to you is the name of the game and it’s even more important when trying to incorporate foreplay and the element of risk of losing it all, (your attire that is) in the game of Strip Poker.
So if your going to play the game you have to know the rules to abide by, if they see you as some desperate bloke with the sole aim to get their clothes off that tends to be a real turn-off and will chill the game quite quickly.
So here it is what you’ve been waiting for, the bad boy’s official rules to strip poker.
- Choose wisely – now this may seem like the obvious to some, but you have to make sure that she is several points above you. Guaranteed it’s hard to get someone worth playing strip poker with, however don’t settle for just anyone, settling for less could mean you’ll be taking home a overweight, hairy armed, hairy everything, strip poker supposed to be fun and not meant to gross you and the neighbours out. Remember the objective, leave the whale at the bar and you’ll keep your self-esteem and the respect of your friends and/or work mates.
- The more the merrier - make sure you get your friends in on the game, be sure of course that they meet the first requirement of the game and the more women the better, if the chemistry between you and your girl doesn’t quite hit it off you will have numerous other girls in the game and you might just win them over, nothing like stacking the odds in your favor.
- Alcohol - medical aspects aside when playing strip poker, alcohol definitely helps in loosening everyone’s inhibitions, however you don’t want your girl so overly drunk that she spends the rest of the night hung over the toilet, vomiting her guts out, that generally will spoil the mood of the game, generally other women will sympathize with her and flock to assist, which leaves a bunch of horny guys at the table looking at end other with stupid, blank looks on their faces.
- Dress for the occasion – obviously we object of the game is to get your opponent naked, so do whatever takes to give yourself an edge, wear several pieces of underwear, jewelery or a watch, remember successful games are about foreplay, she isn’t going to trade her holiest of holies easily, starting slow and dressing well is extremely important.
- Resist temptation – in short if you find yourself getting a little too over-aroused too quickly don’t start playing with yourself, remember the objective, you want to arouse your partner and get in her knickers not start off on a solo act.
- Keep a steady pace – as much as you may want to get yourself and your partner naked, remember you want to get the most fun out of the experience as well, a slow start with the focus on fun will relax your opponent (of course keep the Jack Daniels on hand) and you will find that all her inhibitions will fall and things will continue to move in the right direction.
- Confidence – girls love men that have strong character and confidence, don’t be a floppy cock, show her that you are serious, be daring but charismatic, remember you’ll not trying to win her over in a few hands, be patience and enjoy the game.
Remember it’s not easy to get a girl to agree to a game of strip poker and if she does agree that will generally indicate an interest in you somewhat, strip poker is a great way of taking things to the next level, or maybe she just wants some meaningless fun and a good roggering, either way it’s all downhill from that point.
If you’d like to know more about how to meet women, influence the most beautiful women and sleep with them I recommend reading Derek Vitalio’s Seduction Science.
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