1. It’s been decades since guys have whistled at you or commented on your good looks.
2. When removing your bra your bust drops 12 inches.
3. You haven’t shaved for a month and the hair under your armpits looks denser than the amazon jungle.
4. You are still breast-feeding your newborn and your tits just won’t stop emitting milk, milk can shoot across the table with any erratic movement on your part.
5. You’ve recently had breast implants and the scaring hasn’t yet disappeared.
6. Your grossly overweight and you find it difficult to move about freely and get in and out of tight places such as exiting your vehicle.
7. You the only woman playing with a group of men.
8. You are blind and rely on the honesty of others to reveal your hand.
9. When your IQ was tested it didn’t exceed double digits.
10. Broken bra straps, holes in stockings etc, don’t tend to attract men.
11. Your invited to a game of strip poker and don’t believe you’ll have to get naked.
12. It’s that time of the month; let’s face it the objective of the game is to get you naked, if you can’t deliver due it’s best not to sit down for a game of strip poker.

Remember the game is supposed to be fun, leave your inhibitions at home, relax and enjoy the game and the company your with.  Strip Poker can be a great way to rekindled or put a spark into any relationship, try it and I’m sure you’ll find the game most enjoyable.

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