Top 10 Reasons why Strip Poker is Like Sex!
Saturday, 12 January 2008
There is no disputing that sex is without a doubt one of the most pleasurable experiences that is known to mankind,  the touching, stimulating foreplay, kissing, oral sex and of course intercourse.  The ways of pleasing your lover are numerous, but what does sex have in common with a game of strip poker?

Here are the top 10 similarities that we were able to uncover;

  1. Some like it long and slow and some like it short and quick.
  2. You can study your opponent as much as like but getting her naked and in the sack generally comes down to luck or alcohol, or both.
  3. In strip poker just like sex, the experienced don't talk about their prowess they show it by other means.
  4. A simple mistake can cost you everything, asked any divorced man.
  5. Some are aggressive, others reserved and some just choose to watch.
  6. Poker has many terms that have similarities to sex, they are, hold, fold, split, turnover, action, backdoor, burn, chat, chop, cut-off, dead money and fast play.
  7. Low self-esteem will definitely keep you out of the market.
  8. Performance is of paramount importance.
  9. Some choose to do it alone, others like it as a group, and some like to use “for hire” services.
  10. There are many varied positions, but not all positions will produce the desired results.

Here are some common misconceptions about sex;

  1. Past performance is indicative of future results;
  2. Sex is financially rewarding ... this kind of asset leverage applies only to money grabbing women.
  3. Good sex keeps you healthy, that would depend on the health of your partner;
  4. Good sex makes you want to spend more time with your partner thus saving on entertainment expenses, another fallacy, directly after sex, the males perception skills are somewhat soften and this is when women will tend to hit you financially, ask for a new car, the ring, perfume or a luxury holiday;
  5. Good sex will increase your life-span, this is actually true, however a bad relationship will actually shorten it.

Whereas strip poker provides you with;

  1. A rewarding, erotic, pleasurable experience whether your win or loose;
  2. No need to leave the comfort of your own home, thus saving money on entertainment expenses;
  3. You can match your skills and likes with other people with the same perceptions as yourself, take it slowly or as quick as you like, do it one-on-one or as a group;
  4. Some rules can be broken.
At the end of the day, any excuse is a good excuse when it comes down to sex or a game of strip poker , and just like with sex, a game of strip poker can also leave you feeling like your totally spent.
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